Mysteries Revealed!

There are 33 minutes left on the clock and I've decided to make them interesting by posting 33 random things (call them facts if you must) about myself.

1. I love gelato but cannot eat it without turning into a replica of the Goodyear blimp.

2. I never learned how to ride a bike.

3. I have 3 piercings.

4. Sometimes when I fall asleep, my eyes open and take in the scenery while I'm unconscious.

5. I have lived in Germany. Twice.

6. I was born in Texas and with the right amount of whiskey, my drawl comes to visit.

7. I have 6 nieces and nephews.

8. I've fallen down stairs, slipped on icy marble, and had an industrial sized cutting board fall on my foot. but I have never broken a bone.

9. I'm a vegetarian.

10. I don't own a single Rap CD.

11. The big toe on my left foot gets achy when it rains (refer to number 8).

12. I don't like eggplant and will only eat it if I can't tell that it's eggplant.

13. I've eaten snails.

14. I'm not a big fan of patterns. My closet looks like a rack from The GAP.

15. I love to cook for other people.

16. I fall in love and out of love more quickly than most people.

17. I wear a size 10 shoe.

18. I complain about having small boobs but am (not-so-secretly) happy that they're perky and have stayed in the same spot all these years.

19. I've only been in 1 fight. It was in junior high. Against a boy. He lost.

20. I dislike frozen yogurt. A lot.

21. If I had to stand by one belief and one belief only it would be: Compassion is Key.

22. I have never owed taxes.

23. Hiking has aphrodisiac-esque effects on me.

24. I don't have any tattoos (yet).

25. I studied Massage Therapy.

26. My favorite thing to drink is water.

27. I love to sweat.

28. I've seen people defecating in public more than once.

29. I love jazz.

30. I have a soft spot for gentlemen.

31. One of my goals in life is to have a garden that I can harvest organic fruits and veggies from.

32. I have never been stung by a bee.

33. I've been engaged twice.

I still have 7 minutes left, but I suppose I should use that time to proofread.